Date: Monday, February 1st, 1999, 00:00
Graphite isn’t all that yummy a flavor when you consider it. When was the last time you tasted graphite? Perhaps while writing the short essay on the SATs you couldn’t think of anything to write and the pencils didn’t come with erasers. Not really appetizing.
So, with apple cinnamon waffles on my plate with runny maple syrup soaked into them, I thought, why not go with an Apple Cinnamon iMac? It would be the first of a new line of iMacs with deep, luxurious colors. Mmm, yummy.