Election Day: Remember to vote for your Space Overlord

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Date: Tuesday, November 6th, 2012, 08:07
Category: Fun, News

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s now November 6th.

Which, of course, means that it’s up to you to vote for the best possible Space Overlord for your country.

Personally, I have chosen Zorgoth the Mighty, who has all the qualifications to make both a terrific AND cruel Space Overlord (unlike his opponents, many of whom lay slain at Zorgoth’s MIGHTY hands throughout the galaxy).

The other functional candidate for Space Overlord, Zantor (I scoff at his FEEBLE name) allowed nine star systems to be lost to the puny rebels in the last fortnight alone. Only ZORGOTH will crush those rebels, much less bargain SPACE TECHNOLOGY with them.

As such, you should vote ZORGOTH to his rightful position, as he has promised me no less than four space harems for my support and may extend his generosity to you as well as NOT CONQUER your planet.

But seriously, get on out and vote today if you can.

And remember to vote ZORGOTH.

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