SF Chronicle Goo Goo Over MacBook Pro

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Date: Monday, November 27th, 2006, 00:00
Category: MacBook Pro

This machine, this silky hunk of aluminum and wire and divine Chinese factory-made love, was recently delivered into my hands by a squad of naked cooing angels who all happened to look exactly like Jenna Jameson or perhaps Eva Green and who also gave me a free foot massage and four hits of premium Ecstasy and a complimentary 3-hour tongue bath, all at the same time.

It is possible I imagined that last part. It is possible
it was merely, you know, UPS. It is possible I am exaggerating just
slightly overall. I do not really care. (Via Digg).

SFGate.com :: When Apple Rules The World

This machine, this silky hunk of aluminum and wire and divine Chinese factory-made love, was recently delivered into my hands by a squad of naked cooing angels who all happened to look exactly like Jenna Jameson or perhaps Eva Green and who also gave me a free foot massage and four hits of premium Ecstasy and a complimentary 3-hour tongue bath, all at the same time.

It is possible I imagined that last part. It is possible
it was merely, you know, UPS. It is possible I am exaggerating just
slightly overall. I do not really care. (Via Digg).

SFGate.com :: When Apple Rules The World

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One Response to “SF Chronicle Goo Goo Over MacBook Pro”

  1. Some of those things might be nice but for the author to promote the use of Ecstacy is another sign that our culture is quite ignorant of the harmful effects of such drugs. Get educated! Start here:
    http://www.friendsofnarconon.org/drug_education/drug_information/ecstasy/effects_of_ecstasy/