Date: Monday, February 1st, 1999, 00:00
Superheroes of unnatural grace. (And geeky tastes.)
Meet the iMen. These previously unreleased (probably for a good reason) iMacs were found at the University of Wisconsin-Madison campus (just in time for Halloween).
Hear no Wintel, See no Wintel, Speak to no Wintel
They’re here to save the world from the Wintel Empire, with their “Hear no Wintel, See no Wintel, Speak to no Wintel” philosophy, also known as “Macintosh Purity.”
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
You expect me to carry around that thing?
To be continued… Next Issue! iMen vs. X-Men.