Top X Reasons To Buy Mac OS 10.2 (Jaguar)

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Date: Sunday, July 21st, 2002, 04:12
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10. You can take the three upgrade “coupons”, write your phone number on them and recycle them as business cards (like you could do with the last coupons from when you bought 10.1.)

9. It’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

8. Each pre- order is like a virtual voodoo pin- stick into Bill Gates’ vital organs.

7. The box makes a nifty container for your ATM receipts.

6. If your kid draws all over the data side of the CD with a Sharpie, you can impress your Mac friends with your US$129 coaster.

5. It’s only like about two pizzas a month until the next major upgrade when you’ll have to buy another one.

4. “Inkwell.” You had this little nagging suspicion that it wasn’t such a good idea to sell your “used- once” Wacom tablet cheap on ebay last winter- now you know why.

3. You didn’t realize how you’ve been limping along since System7 without those thousands of dollars worth of free fonts including that Thai alphabet you’ve had your eye on.

2. “Adaptive latent semantic analysis” in the Mail app. Think of the fortune you’ll save by not having to see your shrink anymore.

And the number one reason to buy OSX 10.2…

1.No animals were harmed in making the jaguar- spotted “X” CD.

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